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fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

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abelskye:

As a movie theatre worker I can tell you that, in the week that GOTG has been out, we have had more females come in with the sole intent of seeing the movie. I can’t tell you the amount of grown men coming in saying, “One to that, uhh… The galaxy movie.” And I bet you that some of those guys go about calling out girls for being fake geeks lmao

i dont know why this is getting notes but i’m glad it is

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captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

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lokean-nomad:

nothingbecomingsomething:

weightlesslives:
Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read ever

And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.

That too

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what a fucking loser

me, to me, about me (via protective)
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